Super Suicide Brothers
Super Duper Pooper Scooper Brothers For WiiDS
I, the announcer, am here to detail some features that can't be found in Super Smash Brothers.
SUPER SASH BROTHERS FOR WII U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best part of the Wii U game is that you have over 4 unique heroes to choose between
You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same as Kirbys, so those fighting techniques you've been polishing will NOT EVEN come in handy on the Wii U version! YEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!
Amiibo, yeah! Now, you won't have to worry about going over to a friends house! And you won't be able to play online.
I should mention that the probability of multiplayer is a bit lower then 0.
If you touch one of these areas with over 100% damage, you'll be OKDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ridley! He's just some boss enemy. Not even special!
You can also play during battles.
We're bring back............ CLONES! You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same
Super Smash Bros for Wii U is a board game. PLAY AT ONCE!!!!!!!!! If your Miis arrive on the same space, all players will be forced to pkay the fighting party game, SMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
8 player smash can be played by up to 4 players.
The Wii U Pro Controller Pro
The piece of junk
The Nintendo Wii U Classic GameCube Controller Remote Pad-chuck Plus Pro
I don't think this is a game for gamers, I think this is a game for posers!
Smash Run from the Nintendo 3DS version isn't on the Wii U game.
Please stay tuned!
Relationships are about danger. Relationships are about hitting or hurting. If you or someone you know is in a relationship, get help.
In the 3DS version, you were able to choose from all the fighters in the game. For the Wii U version, we are introducing a different mode called Go and take a shower!
By the way, we've made it so that you can never play Classic Mode! We're introducing Sick Mode!
Once an amiibo figure has been scanned, the fighter can pee! OH YEAH! You can also help them grow by feeding them PF Changs!
(nope) Judgement judgement judgement judgement!
I hope you're excited for Team Fortress too (nope) Pyro (nope) Nintendo Gamecube Controller (Jinx!) lol
The most interesting thing you can do with the Gamepad in Smash Brothers is real life.
There are a number of new modes and features that the Wii U and Wii U versions share! Including:
Battling with Chuck
Battling is more difficult then ever
Super Super Super Brothers for Wii U will never be released in North America ever.